Being a programmer is not easy. You have to do a lot of brain storming for just a simple task, you don’t get to sleep and you don’t get to keep a social life. Here are a few funny things any programmer can relate to.
Task done without google
When you complete a task without the help of Google. Like A Boss.
When script running
When you run your script after working several hours on it.
When complex SQL query runs
When a big complex SQL query works on the very first try.Not bad!
When you face a crash before presentation
When your project crashes a few minutes before the presentation and your world falls apart.
Face when script works
When your script finally runs. Wait for it, wait for it…
When they ask if you have tested
of courseee! what kinda question is that.
When the project manager enters the office
When you pretend that you are working, specially when the project manager enters the office.
When you have to deal with clients that don’t know anything and specially when they click on the mock ups. You are like “take me to Mars”.
High Demands of clients
When the clients asks you to create a social platform to compete with Facebook.’ YEAH YEAH, that’s it?’
Suggestions by Newbies
When a newbie suggests you to add a new feature to your project. ‘Talk to the Hand’
When you stay up whole night trying to fix a bug.
When any wrong transaction is commited
When you updating a database and you accidentally delete the whole database.
When your code runs on Friday but does not run on Monday,
When you forget to save code
When you close your IDE without saving the code.
When you wait for long compilations, minutes feels like hours.